Ed Sheeran l-a lovit pe Justin Bieber cu o crosa de golf

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Ed Sheeran e plin de povesti savuroase- ca aceea in care cand printesa Beatrice l-a taiat cu sabia in timp ce-l facea pe James Blunt cavaler la misto.

Urmatoarea vine de undeva de pe culmile betiei in Japonia si il are ca personaj principal pe Justin Bieber.


Ed Sheeran si Justin Bieber intra intr-un bar. Sheeran se imbata crunt in timp ce Bieber bea doar apa.

Dupa asta le vine ideea sa merga sa joace golf si Bieber se asaza pe jos,  pune o bila in gura si ii spune lui Sheeran sa incerce sa o loveasca. Sincer nu are absolut niciun sens povestea avand in vedere ca Bieber era treaz si Sheeran beat, intr-o lume normala, cel intoxicat euforic ar trebui sa aiba asa niste idei. Restul povestii o puteti citi direct de la Sheeran:

He just drank water and I got hammered. Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth. I was like, 'Fuck, I need to aim this properly,' and I swung. And you know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening? I heard a sound like the last one, and saw his security guard looking at me like...I'd cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club. That was one of those 'What the fuck?' moments.


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